I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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