my vag is so smooth its legendary
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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