Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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