if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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