No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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