You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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