After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
