I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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