i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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