I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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