All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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