My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
