Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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