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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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