Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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