if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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