Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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