Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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