love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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