He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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