My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
