Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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