Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My bed smells like the plague
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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