Dual....:-)
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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