I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
