I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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