At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
