He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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