Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
organizing the empties. That sober.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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