so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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