Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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