Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Randomize
