another moral hangover. fuck.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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