Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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