Whod you bang
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Holy shit dude........stairs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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