I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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