Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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