I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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