i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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