gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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