who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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