Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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