just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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