sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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