The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
