how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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