Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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