Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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