is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
NoShamevember. You game?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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