There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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