Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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