It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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