you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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