He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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